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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶

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