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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 pug 🐶 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹

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