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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒

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