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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕

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