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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜

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