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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶

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