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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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cat 🐈 pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶

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