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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠

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