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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕

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