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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹

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