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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 pug 🐶

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