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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍

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