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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped an anvil on their pet …

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canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠

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