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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩

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