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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜

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