Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 hamster 🐹

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