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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍

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