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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠

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