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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜

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