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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 cat 🐈

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