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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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dog 🐕 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒

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