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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩

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