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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱

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