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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍

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