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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩

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