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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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pug 🐶 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 canary 🦜

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