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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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pony 🐴 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩

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