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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜

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