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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹

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