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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Elizabeth
dropped
a sofa
on their pet
rock ⚫️
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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Rex
Princess
Rocky
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Widget
Trotsky
Maggie
Piper
...Stink
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