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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱

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