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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped a small child on their pet …

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cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰

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