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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈

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