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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶

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