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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️

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