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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Elizabeth
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
parakeet 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Coco
Loki
Maya
Stella
Peanut
Gus
Spock
Alfie
...Sparkles
Ginger
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