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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒

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