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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁

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