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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕

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