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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹

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