Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱

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