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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰

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