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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩

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