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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜

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