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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a computer on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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