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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰

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