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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 puppy 🐶

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