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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜

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