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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕

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