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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a piano on their pet …

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cat 🐈 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩

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