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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a piano on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️

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