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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a piano on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 puppy 🐶

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