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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a piano on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕

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