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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a sofa on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 cat 🐈 pug 🐶

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