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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a sofa on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹

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