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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a sofa on their pet …

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canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜

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