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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a sofa on their pet …

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mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒

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