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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a small child on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜

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