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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a small child on their pet …

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dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 cat 🐈

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