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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a small child on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹

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