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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜

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