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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒

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