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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a barrel on their pet …

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dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠

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