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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a barrel on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩

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