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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Dorothy
dropped
a barrel
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
dog 🐕
rock ⚫️
labrador 🐕
guinea pig 🇬🇳
pony 🐴
pug 🐶
parrot 🦜
parakeet 🦜
canary 🦜
goldfish 🐠
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Dan
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