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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a barrel on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 canary 🦜

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