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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a television on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁

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