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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a television on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜

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