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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 puppy 🐶 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠

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