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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a television on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹

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