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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶

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