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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️

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