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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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