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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩

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