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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Dorothy
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pony 🐴
cat 🐈
monkey 🐒
gerbil 🐹
poodle 🐩
mouse 🐁
parrot 🦜
rabbit 🐰
hamster 🐹
tarantula 🕷
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