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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷

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