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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 hamster 🐹

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