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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜

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