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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹

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