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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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pug 🐶 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕

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