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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕

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