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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜

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