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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰

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