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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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