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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜

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