Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹

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