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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈

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