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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 pug 🐶 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹

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