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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴

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