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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒

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