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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 pug 🐶

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