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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷

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