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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Dorothy
dropped
a watermelon
on their pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Spock
Simba
Geoffrey
...Cuddles
Princess
Alfie
Thor
Zeus
Squishy
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