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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱

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