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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰

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