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Pet squish

My step-auntie Dorothy dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹

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