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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a computer on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️

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