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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a small child on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕

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