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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕

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