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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜

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