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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜

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