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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰

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