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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰

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