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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕

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