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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕

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