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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Doris
dropped
an anvil
on their pet
canary 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Spock
Simpkins
...Stink
Picard
Rocky
Hufflepuff
Luke Skywalker
Stella
Piper
Princess
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