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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Doris
dropped
a watermelon
on their pet
pony 🐴
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
...Wibble
Bilbo
Stella
Bob
Thor
Teddy
Luke Skywalker
Squishy
Spock
Sparky
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