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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜

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