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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱

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