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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕

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