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Pet squish

My step-auntie Carol dropped a piano on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩

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