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Pet squish

My step-auntie Carol dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱

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