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Pet squish

My step-auntie Carol dropped a barrel on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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