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Pet squish

My step-auntie Carol dropped a television on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 pony 🐴

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