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Pet squish

My step-auntie Carol dropped a television on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 snake 🐍

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