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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Carol
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
parrot 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
Roxy
Picard
Toby
Hufflepuff
Molly
Ginger
...Snuffles
Darth Vader
Champ
Smeagol
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