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Pet squish

My step-auntie Carol dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜

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