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Pet squish

My step-auntie Carol dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩

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