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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Carol
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
rock ⚫️
dog 🐕
monkey 🐒
hamster 🐹
kitten 🐱
mouse 🐁
rabbit 🐰
poodle 🐩
guinea pig 🇬🇳
parakeet 🦜
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