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Pet squish

My step-auntie Carol dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰

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