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Pet squish

My step-auntie Carol dropped an anvil on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴

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