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Pet squish

My step-auntie Carol dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜

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