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Pet squish

My step-auntie Carol dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩

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