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Pet squish

My step-auntie Carol dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️

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