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Pet squish

My step-auntie Carol dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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