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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a computer on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 poodle 🐩

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