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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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