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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜

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